Lustiges

Ein Mann geht durch das Rotlichtviertel einer Großstadt.
In einem "Schaufenster" sieht er auch die "Dame" die Ihm gefallen könnte.
Er klopft an die Scheibe und fragt:
"Wie teuer?"
Die Antwort:
"450,- Euro!"
Der Mann erstaunt:
"Das ist aber teuer!"
Sie:
"Ist ja auch Thermoglas..."

While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won 1st place; a years supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.

Bubba won 6th prize; a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart.
Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"

Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush?

"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."