Lustiges

Der von Pakistan nominierte Botschafter Akbar Zeb wurde zum wiederholten male nicht akkreditiert.
Warum?

Sein Name Name bedeutet übersetzt "Größter Pimmel".

Vielleicht sollte man es mal in einem nicht arabischen Land versuchen? ggg

Sagt ein Masochist zum Sadist:

"Bitte tu mir weh"

Sagt der Sadist:

"Nein"

Mögt ihr Tetris?
Dann mögt ihr sicher auch Fiirstpersontetris
Aber Vorsicht! Es könnte euch übel werden fg

A man had been drinking for several hours in his neighborhood bar when the bartender started to close up. The drunken man got off his stool and fell to the floor. He pulled himself up on the stool, took one step toward the door and fell again. "Oh, hell. I'll crawl then," he said. He crawled to the door, pulled himself up by the doorknob, worked his way outside and fell again when he let go. He decided to crawl around the corner to his home. He pulled himself up to let himself in, managed to close the door, but fell again when he stepped toward the couch. After crawling to the couch he pulled himself up on it and went to sleep. An hour later his wife turned on the lights and woke him up.

"You've been drinking again, haven't you?" she said angrily.

"No, honey. I was out with the guys late and did not want to wake you..."

"Right," she said. "The bar just called to let me know you forgot your wheelchair."

Na, Fakir, Paprika-Fan?
Na, Freibierfan!
Naive Neger regen Evi an.
Namen nenne man!
Nebel eben
Nebel sei dies Leben!
Nette Betten
Nette Ketten
Nette Letten
Nette Pipetten
Nette Rehe retten.
Nette Wetten
Netter Epos, Operetten.
Neuer Dienst mag Amtsneid reuen.
Nie fragt sie: "Ist gefegt?" Sie ist gar fein.
Nie grub Ramses Marburg ein
Nie reibt im Regen Neger mit Bier ein!
Nie setzt es ein.
Nie solo sein!
Nie Wein.
Nie, Amalia, lad 'nen Dalai-Lama ein!
Nie, Erika, fette Fakire ein!
Nur du, Gudrun!